The 4th Annual Worst Human Tournament

The 4th Annual Worst Human Tournament is designed to be as offensive as possible, and it succeeds in doing just that. This is an annual event, and while they have had smaller tournaments throughout past years (like at CoreCon), this will be the only one happening for 2017, so you better be there!  It happens November 11th, and this blog post should provide you with all the information you need to be crowned The Worst Human.

By only having one event this year and focusing all their energy, they were able to make it bigger and better than all of the previous ones. The tournament will take place on November 11th from 1 to 8 pm. With this event comes a change of location to the El Zagal Shrine (1429 3rd St N, Fargo, North Dakota 58102).

Players will compete in multiple games, including Cards Against Humanity, Joking Hazard, Stipulations, Rapid Fire Baby Toss, and Endangered Orphans of Condyle Cove. While no one needs to have previous experience playing these games in order to participate in the tournament, just like any other competition, prior practice will help. However, each table will have a host to guide you through gameplay and ensure everyone has a good time.

While this will be a casual experience, there will still be a winner after all of the points are tallied at the end. If the previous champion cannot defend their title, they will be stoned to death (or until it stops being funny). At this point, the new winner will get a unique, one-of-a-kind, handcrafted medal. They will also get their picture taken on the unique, one-of-a-kind, handcrafted Devil’s Throne.

If you don’t take first place, don’t be sad. You still have an opportunity to leave with something to show for your efforts. There will be drawings for additional prizes throughout the day as well as side games, including “Shoot Your Friends.” Souvenirs will be sold throughout the event, and multiple items will be provided to take pictures with. There will be cutouts of Elizabeth Bathory, the Devil’s Throne, and a punchable clown. (CoreCon Disclaimer: We do not encourage punching clowns unless it is in self defense.)

As though all of these things weren’t enough to offend at least one person (which is always Buermann Presents’s goal), there will also be music. The playlist is evergrowing but specially made for the Worst Human Tournament. With an entire room singing “The Asshole Song” by Denis Leary, what could possibly go wrong?

Do you have what it takes to be the worst humanity has to offer? Come to the El Zagal Shrine on November 11th to find out!

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